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Save Water, Drink Beer!

Rules are made to be break.

I wake up when I can’t hold my PEE in any longer.

Sharab और मेरा कई बार ब्रेकअप हो चुका है; पर कमबख्त हर बार मुझे मना लेती है।

People say everything happens for a Reason. So when I punch U in the Face, Remember I have a reason. 😉

People said to follow your Dreams so i went back to BED.

Only brain is works more…if U use it more.

“गर्मी की तो हद ही हो गयी…अब तो मच्छर भी कान K पास आकर पूछता है,
भाई खून ठंडा तो है न ?”

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

Marriage means silent suicide.

I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the…

“दुनिया की सारी खुशियाँ एक तरफ.. और phone की 100 % battery की ख़ुशी एक तरफ …”

Follow your heart but take your brain with you.

If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping 🙂

KABHI कोई लड़की तुम्हे भाई कह के बोल दे तो बुरा MATT मानना, बस एक थप्पड़ लगाना OR बोलना इधर KYA कर रही हो.

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

Today’s Relationships: You can touch each other but not each other’s phones

I always learn from mistake of others who take my Advice 🙂

Excuse me … Plesae empty your pockets … I think you stole my heart.

प्यार हो तो Bluetooth के जैसा पास रहे तो Connected, दूर गये तो “SEARCHING FOR NEW DEVICE”

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their Age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.

Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper & write “SAVE TREES” on the same paper.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner & smarter… People the opposite.

बेटी बचाओ, बेटी पढ़ाओ, और ..इनको ढंग की DRIVING भी सिखाओ…..बाल बाल बचा हूँ अभी.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my Uncle!… He’s dreaming too.

HEY YOU, yeah I’m talking to U, why the hell are you reading my status?

Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we text or call to say we’re outside.

I Can’T Taste My Lips. Could You Do It For Me ?

Hum Sarif bache hai Janaab !! Jab tak maa jagne ke liye na bole majaal hai jo apni Ankh bhi khol de.

लड़कियाँ कहती हैं कि सभी लड़के Pagal होते है,फिर कहती हैं “हम लड़कों से कम हैं क्या ?

iPhone 7 lagataar 7th aisa phone hai jo mere pass nahi hai.

बचपन में हमें जितना बुखार आता था, आजकल उससे ज्यादा बच्चो के NUMBERS आते है 95.9 98.8.

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Hey there whatsapp is using me.